"Man, I always wondered the same thing. All the shit people do for one day of Christmas blows my mind. All the shoppin', decorations, cooking, cleaning, traveling..." He rolls his eyes.

"Y'know, this means I've been here almost a whole year now. I showed up in December. I guess that probably means there's some folks I oughta be buyin' gifts for then, this time around." He's managed to make some good friends in the last year here. Too bad he never makes much money with his line of work.