"That's what people say, but it's all about shopping for shit, at least where I'm from. Not to say there isn't charity stuff happening, but it's the people punching and trampling each other during a Black Friday sale that makes the eleven o'clock news. At least here, they seem to have a lot more goin' on. And no Black Friday sales."

Johnny's just a tad on the cynical side.

"People can have good will for free all year 'round. Getting 'em to shop like a bunch of wild animals let loose takes a special occasion."