Don't I know it! It happened once when I was auditioning in this place called Greenport. Twenty seconds into a tragic tale of lost love, and my stomach growled. Completely killed the mood.

[All the while she struggles with the wrapper, which crinkles noisily. Finally she uses her teeth to tear the corner, and she beams triumphantly as she strips off the thin foil wrapping. And so long as he doesn't mind, Rialynn is more than happy for the company.]

Let's start with the river, then! I'm dying to know what crystal forest river water tastes like. It must be incredibly refreshing!

[She's already starting off in that direction. Someone's excited.]