"You're right, there is no reason we can't go. We're free as we ever were, and today we'll feel more alive than ever as we test the limits of our bodies in this chilly air! The thrill of the ride will keep our blood pumping like we'll be keeping the oil flowing through this machine. A symbiotic relationship teetering between the edge of life and death!"

Now he's really making now sense, but he's really riled up. He drops down on the starter, and the bike manages to come to life with only one try.

"See? She's all ready to go right off the bat!"