"Yeah, see, that's the thing. They kinda do holidays we have back home. Reckon it's the influence of past Heroes from off-world. Though their version of Christmas is, like, more oppressive and invasive than anythin'. Like some kinda... Christmas virus. Look out or yer gonna catch the fever."

Sparks isn't anti-holiday, but he can only take so much.

"Crystallis is a weird place. I mean, there's worse planets out there, but sometimes this one is just... weird."