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Santa/ Aoi Kurashiki (
21stcenturyguy
) wrote
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2016-03-17 01:26 am (UTC)
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[Woah, she did not just say that.]
My ass is perfect. FLAWLESS. You wish you had a fine ass like mine.
[Santa's not a fighter. His jobs are not well suited for it, and he's not inclined to risk bodily harm unless the stakes are sufficiently high...
..But he will not allow Keiko to slander the perfection that is his backside.]
Fine. You're on, bitch.
[He pulls his deck of cards from his pants pocket. Sorry, it's the only weapon he has
aside from his abrasive personality
.]
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My ass is perfect. FLAWLESS. You wish you had a fine ass like mine.
[Santa's not a fighter. His jobs are not well suited for it, and he's not inclined to risk bodily harm unless the stakes are sufficiently high...
..But he will not allow Keiko to slander the perfection that is his backside.]
Fine. You're on, bitch.
[He pulls his deck of cards from his pants pocket. Sorry, it's the only weapon he has
aside from his abrasive personality.]