"Y'know, I hate to break this to ya, but 'becoming God' is usually called 'Wednesday'." Deadpool said. "But, seriously, I think I've been through one multiverse-changing experience in my lifetime to NOT go through with that plan again."

Deadpool looks quite serious under that mask.

"Look, I know you guys think I'm nuts, but this sort of thing happens all the time where I'm from! And nine times out of ten, it usually leads to having a star-spangled shield upside your head."