Once the video has stopped play, Sonic does probably the most sensible thing anyone has done: went over to the player, popped out the tape and headed for the nearest trash can.

"Are you guys really going to sit here and write all of this down and consider this some sort of gospel?" Sonic questioned. "C'mon - the woman's off her rocker and I can see a few faces here considering godhood to be a good option!"

He stopped before he got to the trash can.

"First of all, what's so fun about letting everything live? Everything has a purpose and it can't stay around forever. Enjoy it while it lasts. Second of all, even if you accept 'godhood', you just bring pain and suffering because everyone else will want it."

A beat.

"Also, first person who tries to attack me, I'm set to counter. I'm impulsive, not stupid."