[Santa huffs. 'Lived on Earth for a while,' huh? Laaaaame.]

Look, I'm from Earth, so trust me. Chicks are a part of it.

An' there's no reason to get all complicated. If you have things stacked up, you're going to have to build a whole foundation to support it, and then there's transportation...

[Ok, there are logistical problems with getting too fancy with this, especially with the amateur crew, but Santa doesn't wanna look like he cares or anything. He shrugs.]

We don't gotta reinvent the wheel or anything. Just make a big-ass rabbit and let's be done with it.