Different endin's, huh? [A sly grin spreads across the barkeep-turned-actor's face as she stroked his mustache. The journey hadn't ruined his facial hair much, and after arriving at the campsite, he took the time to fix his appearance. Lucky him, that he was chosen to play on stage when he didn't look like a mess.] Can't wait to see how this one'll turn out. [What if there were more love triangles? What if everyone got married in the end? What if there was a greater evil to fight? Ugh, it's difficult when you're a supporting character.

He accepts the prop sword and pokes at the tip with a finger to test its lack of sharpness. Then he takes Excalibur in his free hand and holds it limply. This...this had to be kept somewhere safe in case the four of them were on stage at the same time.

While Ramza and Rialynn run onto the stage, the Barkeep whispers to the stage hands.] Anyplace with a lock I can keep this? It's really important to Ramza, don't want nobody stealin' it when his back's turned.