[Yep, definitely a bad idea, Hinata. Guess who Santa's bottle landed on?]

[Santa watches the bottle wobble, but come to a rest with its neck pointed at his favorite punching bag schoolboy. Santa blinks, mutters an audible 'Well, fucking shit' but steels himself.]

Alright kid, here's hopin' you've already kissed that gamer chick of yours, cause I sure as hell don't wanna be your first kiss.