[OK, it's a big brother's job to tell his little sister scary stories at a sleep-over. It's part of the fun. So he brings out the big guns.]

You wanna know my theory? I think the reason there have been UFO sightings is because the Funyarinpa has grown powerful enough to reach out to other civilizations in space, and it's pulled them here. Soon, it's going to have it's reach spread throughout the universe. So respect the Funyarinpa, Akane.