[Holy shit, he really did it? Who the fuck is this guy?]
C'mon, then.
[He pokes a hole and gets a nice frothy spray of beer to the face. Which is fuckin' fabulous, but he's not gonna stop to complain because losing will only make this worse. He gulps down as much beer as he can as fast as he can. It's different from chugging, and when he finally empties the can, he coughs and chokes. He's pretty sure Johnny's a fuckin' devil.]
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C'mon, then.
[He pokes a hole and gets a nice frothy spray of beer to the face. Which is fuckin' fabulous, but he's not gonna stop to complain because losing will only make this worse. He gulps down as much beer as he can as fast as he can. It's different from chugging, and when he finally empties the can, he coughs and chokes. He's pretty sure Johnny's a fuckin' devil.]