[Johnny is well practiced at this, though usually a night of shotgunning beers usually ends up with a bar in shambles and him kicked out the door. And that's on a good night.
He finishes it up like a pro, then crushes the can with his hand for added effect. He doesn't really care about winning this dumb contest, he's more interested in seeing how Santa handles it.]
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He finishes it up like a pro, then crushes the can with his hand for added effect. He doesn't really care about winning this dumb contest, he's more interested in seeing how Santa handles it.]
Piece 'a cake.