[Santa wipes his mouth on the back of his hand and scowls up at Johnny. His own can is already half-crumpled from his unconscious fist-clenching as he registers Johnny's smug smirk. When he sees Johnny crush his, he makes sure to crumple it extra hard.]
That's a fuckin' shitty way to drink a beer. You do that for fun?
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That's a fuckin' shitty way to drink a beer. You do that for fun?