[Now it's a point of pride that Santa be able to do the thing, so he grabs another can. He pokes a hole in it with Johnny's knife and covers it with his thumb before he tosses the knife back to Johnny.]An' it's not like the beer we got here is anything special.

[The second beer he shotguns is less terrible than the first, and Santa's pretty sure he's gonna be sick if he does a third, so he sits back down and internally declares it 'good enough'.]