Hmph. Don't patronize me, asshole. [He drawls it out, but there's not much malice behind it. He's just a little buzzed and waiting to make sure he doesn't do anything stupid like throw up or belch or something. Not in front of this guy, who'd never let him live it down. No way. He lets his eyes drop closed for a moment.]


'm sure you're a role model for the kids and shit, but I ain't in the market for an alcoholic mentor.