[He does not have it in him to readily comply when someone orders him to do something, so he locks eyes with Duster and pops another joint very deliberately. He's not a physical fighter. It'll be fine.]
So where do hamsters like to hang out?
[He's got some illusionist moves if he's gotta retreat, but if Duster wants to see him get all warmed up and sweaty, then Santa might as well make his day. He raises his arms and pushes himself up on his toes, stretching his body as tall as it will go and causing his shirt to ride up just a little. Then he drops back down to normal height and puts a leg forward into a lunge. He usually doesn't like exercising in front of people; doesn't look cool enough. But he likes being contrary, and he's pretty sure he's got the legs and butt to make the motion worthwhile.]
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So where do hamsters like to hang out?
[He's got some illusionist moves if he's gotta retreat, but if Duster wants to see him get all warmed up and sweaty, then Santa might as well make his day. He raises his arms and pushes himself up on his toes, stretching his body as tall as it will go and causing his shirt to ride up just a little. Then he drops back down to normal height and puts a leg forward into a lunge. He usually doesn't like exercising in front of people; doesn't look cool enough. But he likes being contrary, and he's pretty sure he's got the legs and butt to make the motion worthwhile.]