[But, no, Dylas has to listen to the sales pitch. Really, it goes in one ear and out the other. He's immune to that kind of talk. He's not a chump, he'd be suspicious of any sales pitch anywhere promising all sorts of neat miracles for a low price. His face does redden a bit at the mention of cute girls—back in Ryslig, the persons he'd been closest to were men, which...
No, he's not going to think about that awful place. His eye kind of twitches at the second one, who would buy something so absolutely shameful? It sounds almost more like it could be used as a weapon. Spray yourself with it, and then spray someone else with it. And both will be affected? It's like signing up to have your mind focused on shameless, romantic stuff.
His tail swishes a few more times.]
I was trying to make a joke back at you. [He almost feels like he should buy something out of embarrassment at this point.] You might be able to sell that second one to the military. It sounds dangerous.
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He's serious.]
Hey...
[But, no, Dylas has to listen to the sales pitch. Really, it goes in one ear and out the other. He's immune to that kind of talk. He's not a chump, he'd be suspicious of any sales pitch anywhere promising all sorts of neat miracles for a low price. His face does redden a bit at the mention of cute girls—back in Ryslig, the persons he'd been closest to were men, which...
No, he's not going to think about that awful place. His eye kind of twitches at the second one, who would buy something so absolutely shameful? It sounds almost more like it could be used as a weapon. Spray yourself with it, and then spray someone else with it. And both will be affected? It's like signing up to have your mind focused on shameless, romantic stuff.
His tail swishes a few more times.]
I was trying to make a joke back at you. [He almost feels like he should buy something out of embarrassment at this point.] You might be able to sell that second one to the military. It sounds dangerous.