[Ed puts out a hand to stop him, but it's too late. He grimaces overdramatically.]

Oooh boy. I didn't mean try it right this second. Um. Well, first up, that'll be 500 gil. Secondly, you've got about ten minutes until that kicks in. I can send you an invoice so I suggest you start getting home, rrrrright now.

Otherwise, you, um, might be camping out on a city street.