Wouldn't it be just as funny if you teleported back to the city and received a fine first? You tell some pretty good jokes.

[It's tough trying to keep up with Midna, but he likes to think he can at least do a good job of trying. He feels a little more relaxed now that they're talking, and it's not like they're making so much movement that they'll scare the fish away.

...although with one foot in the water, he's also sadly remembering what it felt like to have toes.]

You and me both. I'd like to go somewhere else, but I'm not even sure where I'd start.