[Duster doesn't know what a hipster is, but he can feel that playing a ukelele in battle has a sense of irony to it.]

I was thinking of a violin when I have here, but it's too similar and not similar to a bass at the same time. [He picks one up and plucks at the strings.] They're tuned differently, and that's going to lead to confusion...

[He puts that one back and moves onto the next set of stringed instruments. Violins, violas...and then something that almost looks like a violin. It's a viol. Out of curiosity, he picks that one next and plucks at the strings again.]