[And at that, Deadpool gets to his feet, clears his throat and speaks...]
I suggest we get the entire town to stand up and fight along side us. I mean, don't they have Jobs, too? [Yes, there are looks.] I know, I know, 'they're citizens, we're supposed to protect them', blah, blah, blah, but the last time we tried to play bodyguard, we kinda lost a few people. And besides, training the town citizens is a really popular trope in these sorts of situations!
[A beat]
Iiiiif that doesn't work, I'm going to need a Magitek Armor and someone to make a really big sword for it to hold. I got Cyber Ninja all maxed out and since our wonderful mods never clarified what exactly we can't cut, when the little rampaging tater tot decides to shoot us, I can jump in and cut the laser!
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I suggest we get the entire town to stand up and fight along side us. I mean, don't they have Jobs, too? [Yes, there are looks.] I know, I know, 'they're citizens, we're supposed to protect them', blah, blah, blah, but the last time we tried to play bodyguard, we kinda lost a few people. And besides, training the town citizens is a really popular trope in these sorts of situations!
[A beat]
Iiiiif that doesn't work, I'm going to need a Magitek Armor and someone to make a really big sword for it to hold. I got Cyber Ninja all maxed out and since our wonderful mods never clarified what exactly we can't cut, when the little rampaging tater tot decides to shoot us, I can jump in and cut the laser!