"And I advise that he gets overruled because we already tried the 'save everyone' route and look where that got us!" Deadpool said. "I mean, okay, what if the mashed potato decides that kick all of our asses next month. Who's going to defend the world, hm? We die, boom, she wins!"

He begins ticking off his fingers. "I mean, by training the citizens to actually fight, we are able to have greater numbers, a better chance to fight back and since this is taking place at the very end of their little festival, what better what to bring up morale than, for one grand day, actually kick someone's sorry butt, even if they gotta die!"