[Deadpool couldn't help but glare at the weather they were stuck in. Of all the days to come and fight everyone, she chooses the middle of monsoon season!]

HEY, TATER TOT! IF YOU WANTED TO BE EDGIER, WHY NOT FIGHT US IN A HURRICANE?! Stupid rain. I'm going to be a drowned duck by the time this is over.

[And he turns to the rest of them]

Any of you have an umbrella? I didn't think we'd get the "dramatic effect rain" for this meeting.