"Oh Twilight," exclaimed Pinkie with a laugh. "It's not the FIRST time an Equestria has been attacked by a eldritch horror from beyond the portal that is vaguely themed in Hebrew and manages to seem like something out of a Square-Enix game I mean c'mon there's probably a 33.3 repeating percent chance that your target isn't even on this planet and I can say that for a certainty since my Pinkie Sense didn't detect an Evil Potato!"

BREAAAAAATHE.

"And even if that isn't a big issue there's always a chance there's some kind of superpower here on the planet that you'll be useful for, so here, have a cookie!"

And she placed a cookie in Twilight's mouth.