And Deadpool's standing in front of the portal, reaching out to grab the Moogle by the head, Deadmoog looming over them.

"Y'know, I've been very patient this entire time with you and your tatertot master. How about you shut up with the Humans are the Real Bastards shtick and let us do our job? Hm? Or I'll gladly show you your world being destroyed."

And he has a blade aimed at the Moogle.