"Oh, are we REALLY still having this argument? C'mon, let me just kill her and go on our way." Deadpool said. "I'm Deadpool. Merc with a Mouth. Merc as in Mercenary! I kill people for fun! Mostly money, but also for fun!"

And out come the katana. "Seriously, all I have to do is drop one blade right here and you guys can spend the rest of your days yelling at me for taking her life. C'mon, I know you guys want to!"

"...that, and if we keep arguing, she's going to die anyway because we're too busy bickering over if we should kill her or not and at this rate, we'll be arguing until October or people forget to check their tags."