Really? Now I have to check it and find out if you left anything behind. Buy a picture frame if you left a dent in the wall or something. Label it "Ira was here".
[Because this is a thing that happens now - the playful harassment.
He leans over the table as if he's about to ask something serious...] How good of a cook are you? Because I'm terrible and if you're good then I'm coming over to eat at your place a lot.
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Really? Now I have to check it and find out if you left anything behind. Buy a picture frame if you left a dent in the wall or something. Label it "Ira was here".
[Because this is a thing that happens now - the playful harassment.
He leans over the table as if he's about to ask something serious...] How good of a cook are you? Because I'm terrible and if you're good then I'm coming over to eat at your place a lot.