And the entire time everyone's been arguing over what to do, a certain red and black-clad figure has been... busy trying to set himself up to go to sleep.

"Look, this is all great and all, but does anyone else has a plan that doesn't require the impossible in saving everyone and their kitchen sinks? I mean, I'm all for world saving, but even the Avengers are forced to lose lives every once in awhile!" Deadpool said. "And just because everyone thinks I'm Ninja Spider-Man doesn't mean I'm going to act like him. Trust me, all you get is ulcers trying the whole 'everyone lives' schtick. That, or being hijacked by obese scientists with a superiority complex."