Ira simply shrugs, completely missing the joke and what it referenced. What he didn't miss, however, was the waitress's reaction. Oh light, what did he get himself into now?

"It's fine," he said, before adding quickly, "-and no, I guess there isn't." Had he not become a good liar over the first year of his life,he most likely would have buried his face in his hands. Yep. Here he was. With a girl. On Valentine's Day. And at a restaurant, no less! RIP.