[Sparks Nevada gets a good old stinkeye. The urge to protest that no, he does not feel restricted by his marriage at all and the Shadow is a big fat liar is strong, but speaking that would result in a messy fight. Thankfully, Saori's question gets hims to answer that first.]
Yeah, it's mostly that. 'Bout 95% of the reason goin' by current estimates. [He made it up on the spot.] Used to go on all sortsa adventures with my buddies when I was young, which worried my wife's head off back when she wasn't my wife and we were datin', which is why we compromised by me not gettin' into trouble or lettin' trouble in my place while she's off workin'.
Which is, like, all the time.
[Another stinkeye. Shadow Mordecai is not helping.]
Harriet's a worrier, alright? I don't wanna send her to an early grave, that's all.
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Yeah, it's mostly that. 'Bout 95% of the reason goin' by current estimates. [He made it up on the spot.] Used to go on all sortsa adventures with my buddies when I was young, which worried my wife's head off back when she wasn't my wife and we were datin', which is why we compromised by me not gettin' into trouble or lettin' trouble in my place while she's off workin'.
Which is, like, all the time.
[Another stinkeye. Shadow Mordecai is not helping.]
Harriet's a worrier, alright? I don't wanna send her to an early grave, that's all.