unalive_them: (I'm ALIVE!)
unalive_them ([personal profile] unalive_them) wrote in [community profile] melodiesoflife 2017-03-10 12:05 am (UTC)

"MY BUTT IS FLAMING!"

After the fire and the winds died down, Deadpool spent a few moments running around, holding his rear as is caught on fire. He quickly put it out, leaving the unbearable look of his scar-ridden butt poking out of his damaged Cyber Ninja outfit. "All that flame and I didn't have a fart lined up!"

He activated his Nanomachines to start healing himself up as he continued talking. "Okay, seriously, why did you guys let him transform? Huh? If someone tells you that he has a second form and to stop him, the right thing to do is to not let him transform, you bleeding hearts! Seriously, I will gut the first person who decides that best thing to do is to give a puppy to the Calamity, because at that point, your world deserves to get wiped out!"

Pulling out his Gunblade, Deadpool let out a grunt as he faced Chaos. "Alright, you walking tabletop game reject. Time to face your Judgement!" he said, unleashing the attack on Chaos.

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