Aoi rolled his eyes. "Why would you say that? Why would you ever say that?"

Sheesh, didn't the old fart know that leaving an entry line like that hanging in the air was just inviting trouble? Next, he was going to say, 'Could be worse. It could be raining...' or something dumb like that.

To be safe, Aoi drew his overlord hood over his head. "We were being chased by dragons and shit for the last few days. Don't knock the quiet. You'll jinx it."