Before Deadpool could answer, another golem figure approached, adjusting the shield on his arm.
"We're under orders by Kalki herself to not allow people like you any further here. And these orders are enforced by Deadpool, the Archfiend of Earth." He said.
"Thanks, Cap, but yeaaaah, sorry, but you're in the wrong neighborhood, mama jama." Deadpool said. "Now, I know what you're thinking: 'Deadpool, how could you do such a thing?!' And the answer is simple: because I'm sick and tired of you! I mean, I know you guys are going to save the day, but, oh my god, this entire adventure has been nothing but 'don't kill this, don't kill that!' Boo-freaking-hoo! Half of the grief we had to deal with wouldn't of happened if you guys didn't worry about how Jack and Ramza and that guy who couldn't be in Smash would look at you! Look at Ramza! He's now riding shotgun in his own body! And MY GOD, that nap I was put into! It was so boring, I woke up five minutes later!"
"But! This just means I'm more powerful than you bleeding hearts!"
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"We're under orders by Kalki herself to not allow people like you any further here. And these orders are enforced by Deadpool, the Archfiend of Earth." He said.
"Thanks, Cap, but yeaaaah, sorry, but you're in the wrong neighborhood, mama jama." Deadpool said. "Now, I know what you're thinking: 'Deadpool, how could you do such a thing?!' And the answer is simple: because I'm sick and tired of you! I mean, I know you guys are going to save the day, but, oh my god, this entire adventure has been nothing but 'don't kill this, don't kill that!' Boo-freaking-hoo! Half of the grief we had to deal with wouldn't of happened if you guys didn't worry about how Jack and Ramza and that guy who couldn't be in Smash would look at you! Look at Ramza! He's now riding shotgun in his own body! And MY GOD, that nap I was put into! It was so boring, I woke up five minutes later!"
"But! This just means I'm more powerful than you bleeding hearts!"