Fallen this far? Why, I have made of this sad and decrepit bar a jewel! Never has the realm seen such an assortment of people and beverages offered for such generous prices!

[ As if to support his words, a particularly big and ugly green dog comes by Gilgamesh with a silver plate on its back-- Gilgamesh proceeds to put eight different drinks on the plate with his eight arms before the dog goes back to serving whoever ordered the drinks. ]

Have you ever seen such speed? Such service? Unless you have anything of interest to offer, away with you!