"So is mine, so, don't complain that I didn't notice, you didn't notice mine either.", Rebuttal!

"Christmas... it's... kind of complicated really. So, back where I'm from, like, nearly three thousand years before, people used to believe that there was one and only one god. And in order to better people at a whole, he sent his one son to Earth so he'd grow up and hopefully people would just... stop being jerks. Christmas is basically the Son of God's birthday, Jesus Christ." No that's not an exclamation, that's a name.

"I think like, some super-scholar guys heard about this and came with gifts to celebrate the birth of God's son. And for some reason that turned into a tradition of giving gifts to your fellow man as a sign of good will and kindness and shit. But you know, times change and more or less it turned into a day where it's all about giving people you like or love or family gifts, while kids just revel in what kind of shit they can get. Kind of like Halloween."

Wait... why did he mention THAT?

"At least... that's what I remember of it. Like, the whole backstory shit."