Well, mistakes can happen, kupo... [Red takes the book, and quickly reads over the section. Really, Sparks? She had so much more faith in him than this. Her face droops.]

With all the stories he's told me, he always made it sound so adventurous and heroic, kupo.

[Of course he did. It's Sparks. Red was feeling awfully conflicted about this.]

No wonder someone wrote a book about him like this!