Eh, what can you say about these kinds of people? Always glossing over how terrible they are at anything apart from fighting and fooling around. [Which doesn't exactly describe Sparks, but whatever.] I guess this woman decided to take matters into her own hands and show the world what kind of man Sparks really is.

[He taps a finger to his nose a few times.] Wait, so then that whole thing about Sparks being too afraid to go back into town was because some robot stole his badge? That's it? [What a loser.] Go back to the beginning. Did the author mention he still wasn't the Marshall when she wrote this?

[If Sparks was lying to everyone that he was a law enforcer right before he arrived, Ales would get a good laugh out of that. If he did get his position back, well, all the more reason for Ales to ask him about that and embarrass him at the same time.]