Uh, a place where they make this stuff called Magitek armor. Like this armored robot things. Not that there's any in there. Trust me, I've been lookin'. [Being a Magitek Knight and all.]

Yeah, beats me. But someone clearly knows about me 'n where I come from. Heck, two folks from Mars even got dragged here by the Crystal after I was. Reckon it ain't just random as some mighta thought it was.

Did I mention that once we put the head on that copy 'a me, it snapped to life and then pulled a lever that dropped blades down, that chopped the heads off the ones of the other Mars folks? Cuz this story ain't weird enough, I guess.

["Out there", huh. Sparks's face is impassive, but he raises an eyebrow.] Yeah, I know about the Calamity. Whatcha gettin' at?