Sparks took off his hat and rubbed his forehead. Crystallis found news ways to give him a headache each and every day.

"A week? Barkeep, I've been stuck dealin' with this weird planet and their ever-growing list of things that are goin' wrong for a whoooole lot longer than a week. Reckon you can ask just about anyone how long I've been here. A good chunk of the Heroes, and even the guys down at the statio-- Wait. Why does Gork have a baby. How does Gork have a baby."