"Reckon these folks wouldn't know what a startship was if one crash landed on their house. Yeah, I'm talkin' about--" Sparks looked up to see if there were any incoming airships. Trano Goldsaucia, being a popular vacation destination, had a lot of flights coming and going. Sparks pointed to one that was just coming into view of the city. "--Big, flyin' boats."

"Havin' no computers is bad, but havin' no electricity is even worse. They send letters. Like, actual letters. On paper. Moogles mostly deliver 'em. No internet. No email. Not even AI for yer doors. Nothin'." Sparks slowly shook his head as he delivered that news. But the news doesn't end there.

"Oh yeah, plus people turn into crystal statues at random and the whole planet is, like, under threat of that happenin' to it to. So. Y'know. Welcome aboarrrd."

He finishes that up with a tiny wave. Maybe that was too much at once...?