It was in everyone's better interests to give the Barkeep only one piece of bad news at a time. He'd exhaust himself trying to keep track of trouble otherwise.

"That's what I always say, Sparks. No matter where you go, trouble's sure to find you. Only difference is what kinda trouble it is, and some are easier to deal with than others."

Weird was one way he could describe the planet. Not the strangest thing he's encountered ever since he got the Force Galactic, but then again, he didn't know just how strange everything was