I don't see how that's any of your business.

[Of course she fell a lot! Those are big birds, and she's stumpy. And she's absolutely not telling him that one of her friends even picked her up and put her on personally just to make sure she didn't slide right off of the saddle the moment she got on.]

Well, I'm glad you've kept your head so far. I can't begin to describe the abominable sights I was subjected to by someone else who threw all propriety out the window long ago.