Those are a couple of tough acts to follow.

"So uh, I'm no talking pony royalty, but I am Sparks Nevada and I'm... from Earth.

... Not that it means anythin' to you folks. Neither would sayin' that I'm marshal on Mars, but I'm sayin' it anyway. Also, I'm a police inspector from Aqures Ixen, which, uh, might be familiar to y'all? I really have no idea."