This is true. The inebriated often vomit when introduced to moving surfaces. I would be a poor diplomat and representative indeed.

[Not that she's exactly a shining star of dignity right now as she struggles to haul herself onto the barstool. Why do they always make these stupid seats so high? Once she's up there, she looks pleased with herself, and folds her arms.]

I did. They are most welcoming friends indeed. Reminds me of the Eleventh Division warriors. And yourself?