Crawling in my Skin these wounds they need Elixir [Open]

[derplander]

Who: The Adventurer (Open)
What: Meteor has woken up from his Canon Update
When: February 7th
Where: Hospital
Warning: Dumb Heavensward 3.1 Spoilers

The descent into Crystal Stasis was quick an unceremonious at best. He didn't remember laying down, nor waking up in such a manner, but his eyes flickered open.

With a groan, Adventurer sat up, holding his head. "I... remember... everything."

Looking over, he noticed his armor laying in a box to the side. It... needed to be black, he figured. But that could wait.

Getting up, he dressed quickly and headed out the door. His weapon was missing, possibly where he left it, but he held his head as a ache formed from the sunlight. It was a beautiful day, with the sun waning in the snow-topped trees and all he could think of was, "This sucks..."

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[unalive_them]

"Y'know, I never get why no one here just invents aspirin here. I mean, it's compact, easy to carry and has more uses than a normal potion!" Deadpool said, handing Meteor over the potion.

"Heck, come to think about it, why don't they just make everything more high-tech here!"

[derplander]

"It's a mystery for the ages," said Meteor with a shake of his head, taking a moment to down a potion.

"We have herbal remedies back home, but potions are popular. Thanks."

"I remembered a few things when I woke up."

[unalive_them]

"You left the iron plugged in, didn't you?"

[derplander]

"I might have." admitted Meteor. "That, and I'm the villain now. Or at least now I know where Warrior of Darkness came from. I fought an Ascian and lost, and basically went to their side."

[unalive_them]

Processing... processing...

"Wait, so you're telling me that you lost one time and now you're a bad guy?" He said, a little confused. "That's it? No lost family, no destroyed home town, just 'Oh, I lost, so now I'll be evil!'"

...

"So, if I beat you, you'll turn back to a hero, right?"

[derplander]

Meteor laughed a little. "I don't know if it would be like that. My memories aren't 100% clear, but I'm certain that for my part it's more complicated."

"The truth of the cycle of the world, in Eorzea. And everything behind it. The revival of the Dark God Zodiark, the awakening of Hydaelyn the Planet, all of it. We're still looking into it. It's the only way I can get information."

[unalive_them]

"Oh, I smell plagerism! Or as we call it nowadays 'careful repackaging'!" Deadpool declared. "Do you think your world can sue this world? I'm pretty sure it could get a nice little hunk of land..."

[derplander]

At this, Meteor did laugh. "Perhaps. But now is not the time."

"That being said, I have put careful consideration into reactivating my Warrior of Darkness powers. For... a safer alternative than to draw on the power of the Echo."

[unalive_them]

"Oooh, the whole 'power can eat me whole' bit, isn't it? Wow, haven't seen that done in a long time!"

[derplander]

"Pretty much, and I don't know if Her blessing will carry over here reliably." said Meteor with a shake of his head.

"What'd I miss by the way?"

[unalive_them]

"Eh, not much - a bunch of people ran off to help a Chocobo and everyone is getting ready to go climb a tower." Deadpool replied, shrugging his shoulders.

[derplander]

"Oh twelve forfend. I missed the Chocobo trip!" Exclaimed Meteor. "It's too late now, they would have returned by now."

[unalive_them]

"Whoops... I guess that there's no alarm clock in your state, is there?"

[derplander]

"None at all," said Meteor, shaking his head. "Well, I suppose I will have to ask Cloud what happened. I hope he's around..."

[unalive_them]

"Good luck finding him - he's not emo enough yet, so I can't track his emoness." Deadpool said, shrugging. "Or maybe he is and everyone else is just more emo'd than usual."

[derplander]

"Well lets not kid ourselves. The last month was not a fun month," said Meteor.

[unalive_them]

"Tell me about it! I mean, seriously, even I was feeling the burn of the emoness!" Deadpool said, before quickly turning around and holding his Wolverine figure protectively.

"Don't worry, I won't fall down that pit. I have people who NEED me!"

And he turns back around, figure put away.

"You were saying?"

[derplander]

Meteor blinked for a moment before saying, "I need some Crown Pie. Do you want some Crown Pie?"