There are no small few Heroes who are given to such scholarly pursuits. I am sure they could provide a true account of our adventures. It might not be as exciting as the tales a bard would spin, but it would be more honest.

[At least the Heroes have done enough strange and baffling things that the text would not be too dry and unreadable.]

I know Barkeep enjoys writing. I have seen him at it in the evenings, though he does not allow me to read his work. Perhaps he could be our chronicler.