[He chuckles.] See, I do find it all interesting, but that might be because I'm a boring old man. I've always known about the idea of other worlds out there, but we never had a way to really access them for long, even with magic. If the casters back home found out about what's happened to me, they'd be positively green with envy.

[He grins to himself. Take that, you elitist jerks.]