And now, the Archfiend Show

[umslay]

Who: Ales Mansay, Ardyn Izunia, Deadpool, Hisui Hearts
What: Catch-all for various meetings and wacky conversations the Four Archfiends had while the Heroes of Light were sleeping
When: 5 years ago to current day
Where: Temples, various hangouts, vague meeting rooms of plotting
Notes: Only the archfiends may respond to this post. Starters can be brought up by anyone.

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The annual Archfiend potluck

[umslay]

Many elemental Archfiend gatherings were scheduled each year. They had to, else they would do mad from isolation ruling their domain. That wasn't to say that they already hadn't, but when their daily lives involved checking on Kalki, running their armies, and generally terrorizing the native populace, the four desperately needed time to relax and socialize.

The one today was a favorite: potluck dinner at Hisui's place. On the private island, they would not be bothered by anyone save for monsters - which do not attack them.

Ales arrived on a bicycle-powers flying machine, carrying trays of cheese and cold sweets. Thankfully, wind crystals provided plenty of cooling powers during the trek hallway across the planet.

"Fridge! Fridge!" He yelled once his contraption landed.

[impatienttraveler]

"In the same place it always is, Ales," he commented with a low, faint chuckle to his tone as he moved to assist the Teensie carry the items inside. While his airship had an oven and within it to maintain the warmth of what had become his signature dish over the course of this handful of years, he was loathe to see any reason for their... colleagues to whine. Besides, this wine was not going to keep itself chilled in the process!

[unalive_them]

"Potluck? Agaaaain?" And there was Deadpool, looking very despondent at the idea of doing another potluck supper. Of course, Deadpool was approaching with Chimichangas. How the hell he was able to get chimichangas in the middle of the apocalypse, we'll never know.

[umslay]

Without a word of thanks, Ales jumped into a standing position, reached around for the last cooling box, and hopped off to run into the back room. If he wanted to arrive fast enough without having to worry about his ice cream melting, he would have brought his faster air ship. However, flying that giant thing across the globe was sure to advertise that the Archfiend was not in Trano Golsaucia and everyone was free to raid the city.

Jerks. He's show those thieves.

With all of the precious cargo in the fridge, he calmly returned to the sitting room wiping his hands. "Crisis averted! Looks like we're all here."